np

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

UberDictionary.com

Truly a well meaning way of explaining this website.

Well this website UrbanDictionary.com, or as we call it: UberDictionary.com, is well known for slang, lingo and wrongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 04, 2003

w34k

poor; sad; incompetent

"You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!"
"Yeah, that's w34k!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003