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jigga

Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003
mugGet the jiggamug.

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
mugGet the Phakemug.

Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'
Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
mugGet the Moronicmug.

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.
penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head
by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003
mugGet the penal combustionmug.

CN

acr. 1. Cartoon Network; 2. Clueless Newbie; 3. Cellulose Nitrate
1. The only things worth watching on CN is Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Pinky and the Brain and 70-80% of Adult Swim (depends what they are showing).

2. "OMFG you CN!1"

3. The explosives had some CN in 'em.
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003
mugGet the CNmug.

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.
"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003
mugGet the itchmug.

:[

A bat or vampire.
<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003
mugGet the :[mug.

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