baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

|:O

see monobrow

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

high

Used as a greeting in the English language.

<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

skool

How they spell 'school' on Invader Zim. The school has the word 'SKOOL' in large letters upon its roof.

I need to be at skool in 5 minutes!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 18, 2003