bOb's definitions

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004

macmaster

a gentleman, pimp, and/or governer who provides, encourages, and/or illicits sexual gratification and guidance to women/men of less than acceptable proportions/lengths.

That macmaster needs to stop looking at mens asses.

by bob December 20, 2004

No! I don't wanna die!

A phrase used by scientists in the popular FPS, Half-Life when they are under attack.

Gordon smacks scientist with crowbar

sci: No! I don't wanna die!

by bob December 20, 2004

geeshkakas

The jewish word for "holy pile of chicken droppings". often said in times of anger frustration or fun.

Geeshkakas the mall is expensive

by bob December 23, 2004

boohbah

positively adorable fuzzy weird looking things, that seem to fart alot.like me.

That boohbah is as cute as it gets.

by bob December 23, 2004

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.

Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.

by bob June 22, 2006