bOb's definitions

abstinence

Sex can wait, masterbate!

ATM= abstinence till marriage

by bob March 30, 2005

wing nutz

Typically are right wing extremists whose religious views border on a mental illness. They are usually obsessed with controlling how other people should live their lives. Secular views are not tolerated and should be controlled by government or through the local community by shame, humiliation or discrimination.

The wing nutz are trying to stop judge Greer and Michael Schiavo from "murdering" Terri Schiavo.

by Bob March 31, 2005

sheed

1.What pistons fans yell when rasheed wallace gets the ball.

2.synonymous with mariujana.

1.SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Shit Tommy the coppers are coming, crotch the sheed!!

by Bob May 13, 2005

sheed

1. What Pistons fans yell when Rasheed Wallace gets the rock in the low post.

2. synonymous with marijuana

1. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Yo crotch the sheed man! The cops are coming!

by bob March 31, 2005

oddish

The process of screwing two black women and a cow at the same time.

Damn, that was a crazy oddish last night.

by bob March 31, 2005

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

flibertigibert

another word for thingamajig. A word to use when u just cant think of a word to say.

Oi i need that thing over there.
what thing???
that thing!
what the fuck are u talking about dickhead?'
THAT FLIBERTIGIBERT!
LOLZ

by bob April 1, 2005