bOb's definitions

seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

by bob March 9, 2003

swos

abr -Slut Whore Of Satan. A female who listens to heavy metal, or other extreme hybrids of the style and attends live band shows dressed in black and leather in order to find someone to have sexual intercourse with and leave the temporary partner the next morning.

short - a slut who listens to heavy metal.

"That ugly bitch over there is a SWOS"
"Man, this gig is full of SWOS"
"I could go a SWOS or two right now"

by Bob November 21, 2002

monnchichi

a crazy hair style where the hair is so long you look like big foot. aka a piece of shit on your head

you look like a monnchichi

by Bob May 9, 2003

Park Fucker

When your home backs onto a park.

The park fucker is the cunt that jumps your fence from the Park and you beat
the living shit out of them.

I'm gonna smash your fucking head in Park Fucker!!!!!!!!!!

by Bob March 1, 2003

Britney Spears

Pop singer. Loved by prebubescent girls (and some boys), and gay men for her music. Loved by straight men because, well, she's wank material.

Resented by 20-something women because she's hotter, thinner, richer, and more successful than they'll ever be.

So what if she's a whore? I'd be a whore too if it earned me over $100 million a year...

by bob May 13, 2005

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005