zorch

one who sucks out farts
that guys sucking a fart of that person's ass, he's such a zorch
by Bob November 25, 2003
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The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.
"I got a bad case of the shits!
by Bob October 10, 2004
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low

WHOOPP!! HEY LETS GO STREAKIN!!!

naw man, give it some time,
im still low...
by bob March 05, 2004
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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 04, 2004
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four-eyed-fuck

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.
"You are a four-eyed-fuck".
by Bob January 13, 2007
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Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.
I gave your mom a mud pie.
by Bob February 20, 2005
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boger

will is a boger
by bob April 19, 2004
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