bOb's definitions

spaz

someone who thinks irrationally and is giving you a hard time, usually about someting insignificant, or someone who generally randomly overreacts.

Mom, quit being a royal spaz, it's not that big of a deal!

by Bob November 12, 2003

Muso

Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.

guy1: Look at this guy! He plays guitar, piano, AND has professional singing lessons!
guy2: Yeah, he's a real muso.

by Bob November 13, 2003

plugs

the jewelry worn in stretched piercings. not called gauges. gauges are what the sizes are called. calling it a gauge would be like somebody asking you what you bought, and instead of saying a tshirt you said "A medium".

The kids plugs are 00 gauge.

by bob November 13, 2003

gauge

what sizes of plugs are called.
not a verb. you can not gauge.

you can stretch a piercing you can not gauge it. it would be like saying "I'm going to large" its what Sizes are referred to. NOT a verb.

the bigger the number the smaller the hole. 18ga is a standered ear piercing size.. when the numbers get smaller ex, 16, 14, 12... it means the hole is bigger.

18ga, 16ga, 14ga, 12ga, 10ga, 8ga, 6ga, 4ga, 2ga, 0ga, 00ga, 000ga.

by bob November 13, 2003

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

traf burger

In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. A traf burger is the process of farting into your own cupped hand and then subsequently placing your hand over the mouth of another.

May I interest you in a traf burger? Sure -- (fart in hand and place on their mouth now!)

by Bob November 13, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003