bOb's definitions

mongos

big tits on a girl.

dude this chick had some major MONGOS!!

by bob November 29, 2003

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

flannys mum

a true milf. every one wants to bang her

so's ur mum
or
i wud do flannys mum

by bob February 7, 2005

devin spearl

a person who sucks alot at everything suck like a fag. do... the wang wang wang wang wang do the wang wang wang wang wang

Has asyd fdanhsdvdd sdad

by bob April 2, 2005

PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.

My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!

by Bob October 12, 2004

bobhammer

bobhammer bobhammer bobhammer

bob+hammer=bobhammerbobbobhammer hammer bobhammerbobhammer

by bob November 24, 2004