A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".
by bLiTcH February 04, 2008

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
by bLiTcH January 08, 2008

by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH November 17, 2007

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 04, 2010

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.
Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"
Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."
Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."
by bLiTcH January 08, 2009
