bAc0Nb0Y's definitions

Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008

Fragile

Prebroken for your convenience.

Matt picked up the box of mirrors and noticed the "Fragile" written on the side. He shook it once, noted the sound of glass shaking around and nodded solemnly. "Ahhh, already broken." He tossed it into the claims cart and continued to stock Furniture.

by bAc0Nb0Y August 1, 2005

ambidextrious

The ability to use either your right or left hand equally well in any given situation.

1.Andrea has some real talent when she uses her right hand, but that left of hers really brings it home. That's what I call ambidextrious.

2.Never trust those ambidextrious people, the ability to shake someone's hand and stab them in the back at the same time with either hand is never something to be underestimated.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 9, 2003

closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

good day to you, sir

A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

word

What usually occurs on urbandictionary.com when morons don't understand how to use brackets in the proper manner. I mean, I'm reading the instructions right now and it's easy shit. How can these morons fuck that up!?!?!

Jimmy posted a definition on here and wanted to link it to other words to better help the reader understand his definition. Unfortunately, he's a fuck up and put word all over the place instead of simply placing brackets around the word he wanted to link. Idiot.

by bAc0Nb0Y December 3, 2003