ayb's definitions

flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 13, 2003

Tintin

A really cool cartoon that was made back when we didn't have all these bullshit political-correctness laws.

by AYB March 9, 2003

Money

A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.

Whoever said "Money isn't important" was probably a filthy rich person to begin with.

by AYB June 18, 2003

war on drugs

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.

The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.

by AYB October 22, 2003

cliche

Something that has been overdone to the point where it is now predictable. A fad that has either died or is dying out.

I'm sure you are all familiar with Disney and their trademark cliche of making censored, gay-oriented movies in which the good guy always wins.

by AYB June 28, 2003

amphibious

Capable of going on land and water.

Nowadays, tanks are built to be amphibious for surprise attacks.

by AYB April 9, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

by AYB March 22, 2003