390 definitions by ayb

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by ayb March 10, 2003

chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

by ayb April 29, 2003

shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

by ayb March 31, 2003

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

by ayb May 17, 2003

D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by ayb April 2, 2003

ethic

The knowing of the difference between right and wrong. A set of moral principles.

bosses, lawyers, and politicians have no knowledge of ethics. Or they just don't give a fuck.

by ayb October 18, 2003

goa

A variation of techno.

by ayb February 14, 2003