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Money

A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.
Whoever said "Money isn't important" was probably a filthy rich person to begin with.
by AYB June 18, 2003
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vice

Something that is considered evil, immoral or illegal.
Prostitution, street drugs, and the greed for money are considered vices.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.
Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.
by AYB October 9, 2003
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monopoly

Having control of everything in a particular buisness area.
SONY and MICROSOFT are perfect examples of a monopoly.
by AYB April 1, 2003
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censorship

1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.
by AYB April 3, 2003
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Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.
I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.
by AYB April 6, 2003
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Genesis

SEGA's last great console before they wasted their money on add-ons and mediocre-quality consoles like the SEGA CD and the SEGA 32X.
If SEGA followed similar marketing strategies and advertising efforts on one single console as they did on the Genesis before 1992, and not wasted so much money on poor product ideas, the company would still be making consoles today.
by AYB October 31, 2003
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