ayb's definitions

piano

An old but respected and popular musical instrument which originated in Medieval Europe. Very pleasant to the ears when handled by a skillful musician. See Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, and Debussy for excellent examples of piano music.

The piano is also a great choice for enhancing jazz and techno music.

by AYB September 17, 2003

insomniac

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.

Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.

by AYB March 30, 2003

copyright

The right to copy. Mistaken by corporate fatasses as a way of preventing the sharing of material, especially material bought by someone else.

There goes the RIAA with its bullshit copyright laws. It's trying to say that I don't own all the music CDs I bought because it burned the songs onto them.

by AYB May 14, 2003

PC

Personal Computer. A highly flexible, powerful platform. Worth the price tag because you can do a whole lot more shit on it than you can ever do on a console such as typing up a document, image editing, music and video creation, and creating games. Will always be around when consoles systems rise and fall. The platform used to create all console games. The platform where all console games will eventually be emulated on.

I'll just stick to my trusty old PC for my gaming needs ;^D

by AYB February 24, 2003

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.

I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.

by AYB April 6, 2003

Genesis

SEGA's last great console before they wasted their money on add-ons and mediocre-quality consoles like the SEGA CD and the SEGA 32X.

If SEGA followed similar marketing strategies and advertising efforts on one single console as they did on the Genesis before 1992, and not wasted so much money on poor product ideas, the company would still be making consoles today.

by AYB October 31, 2003