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A still-successful 100+ year old game company which once specialized in making card games. It started making video games in the 1970s and created a still-popular mascot called Mario. The company has been, and still is the console company to go to of you want quality games that last.
Nintendo is the proud owner of the Last Great Console, known as the Super NES.
by ayb February 17, 2003
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A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.
I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.
by ayb April 1, 2003
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The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.
The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.
by ayb March 8, 2003
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A person with severe mental problems, typically harmful. Can also refer to schizophrenics and women.
That bitch was a psycho. She tried to cut my dick off with a plastic knife.
by ayb February 17, 2003
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This SEGA console would have fared better if the company didn't spend more of their time making horrible-quality interactive movies and just focused on making games which fully exploited the power of the console.
Sonic CD, Eternal Champions, Dune, and Shining Force were some of the best games for the SEGA CD.
by ayb October 31, 2003
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It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.
Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.
by ayb June 20, 2003
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