ayb's definitions

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

Shinobi

Used to be one of the best ninja games for the Sega Genesis, now it's just some generic 3D hack-n-slash game for the Playstation2 where Joe Musashi (the main character) now looks like a Strider ripoff.

Revenge of Shinobi (1989), Shadow Dancer (1991), Shinobi 3 (1993).

by AYB July 19, 2003

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

pie

A traditionally circular baked food, of Roman(?) origin, that is composed of two outer layers of pastry sandwiching an inner layer of the main ingredient such as fruit/vegetable chunks, condensed soup, dairy products, or meat.

An incorrect name for Pi, or a unit of measurement of a circle.

The most commonly baked type of pie in America is apple pie.

by AYB July 21, 2003

repatriate

"Politically-correct" bullshit for DEPORT.

The foreigner was repatriated to his home country because he tried to find a job so he could pay his medical bills.

by AYB July 22, 2003

Daria

It just wasn't quite as good as Beavis and Butthead, although Mike Judge did a fairly good job with the Daria show. Too bad MTV didn't give him enough time to work on the show before kicking him out :^(

Daria: Quit standing on my neck.

by AYB July 26, 2003

volence

A natural human instinct fuelled by the desire for power or material posession.

Everyone knows violence solves everything, right? Which explains why people would rather kill and wage wars than negotiate peacefully.

by AYB July 28, 2003