ayb's definitions

karaoke

Lipsynching into the microphone with the background music and background vocals.

Karaoke is what every "artist" on MTV and B.E.T. is good at doing.

by AYB February 24, 2003

zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.

Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.

by AYB March 31, 2003

hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

by AYB February 27, 2003

PC

Personal Computer. A highly flexible, powerful platform. Worth the price tag because you can do a whole lot more shit on it than you can ever do on a console such as typing up a document, image editing, music and video creation, and creating games. Will always be around when consoles systems rise and fall. The platform used to create all console games. The platform where all console games will eventually be emulated on.

I'll just stick to my trusty old PC for my gaming needs ;^D

by AYB February 24, 2003

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

septic

Relating to sewage. Can also be short for "septic tank", or an underground container where sewage and sink waste is drained to.

I had to hire a plumber to fix the leaky septic under our yard because shit was bubbling to the top.

by AYB April 1, 2003

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003