ayb's definitions

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

war on drugs

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.

The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.

by AYB October 22, 2003

organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.

If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.

by AYB October 20, 2003

vaporware

Software that does not exist or has not been programmed yet.

Streets of Rage for X-Box is an example of vaporware.

by AYB April 9, 2003

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003

M.U.G.E.N Creators

Most of them are thieves and emotional basketcases. There are very few of them who would dedicate their time to actually create their own game from scratch.

Typical M.U.G.E.N creator: Why bother making my own game? It's too "complicated", and I'm too lazy to draw the graphics and sequence the music. Hmmmmm. Marvel vs. Capcom 2 just came out. I know. I can just rip sprites from my favorite characters, make a bunch of wierd extra moves, and pump up the A.I. to the point where they would be impossible to beat.

by AYB March 11, 2003

Pizza Hut

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

by AYB July 28, 2003