ayb's definitions

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

tekken

A crappy fighting game made by NAMCO, the same company which made Pacman.
A cheap knockoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that it also borrows poorly from CAPCOM's Street Fighter. Favored by button-mashers who can't play videogames because of its cheap combo system, one-hit knockouts, and lack of physics.

I played Tekken Jag Tournament on the Playstation 2.

by AYB February 24, 2003

s3xy

Improper spelling of "sexy". This word is most likely used by the Internet nerd community.

d00d d1d y00 s33 th8 s3xy p1c 0f br1tn3y sp33rz!

by AYB February 10, 2003

Pizza Hut

Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

by AYB July 28, 2003

Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

by AYB October 20, 2003

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003