Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

by AYB October 20, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.

by AYB May 17, 2003

karaoke

Lipsynching into the microphone with the background music and background vocals.

Karaoke is what every "artist" on MTV and B.E.T. is good at doing.

by AYB February 24, 2003

sega cd

This SEGA console would have fared better if the company didn't spend more of their time making horrible-quality interactive movies and just focused on making games which fully exploited the power of the console.

Sonic CD, Eternal Champions, Dune, and Shining Force were some of the best games for the SEGA CD.

by AYB October 31, 2003

aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.

Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

politics

The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.

by AYB April 27, 2003

drought

A period of time when there is little or no rain.

Arizona is now going through yet another year of drought.

by AYB March 11, 2003