ayb's definitions

PC

Personal Computer. A highly flexible, powerful platform. Worth the price tag because you can do a whole lot more shit on it than you can ever do on a console such as typing up a document, image editing, music and video creation, and creating games. Will always be around when consoles systems rise and fall. The platform used to create all console games. The platform where all console games will eventually be emulated on.

I'll just stick to my trusty old PC for my gaming needs ;^D

by AYB February 24, 2003

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

tekken

A crappy fighting game made by NAMCO, the same company which made Pacman.
A cheap knockoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that it also borrows poorly from CAPCOM's Street Fighter. Favored by button-mashers who can't play videogames because of its cheap combo system, one-hit knockouts, and lack of physics.

I played Tekken Jag Tournament on the Playstation 2.

by AYB February 24, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

A pretty good anime series that was mutilated by Cartoon Network, even though they were nice enough to not cut out the blood, gore, death scenes, dead prople, and most of the profanity. Unfortunately for those of us who want something new, Cartoon Stagnate even makes sure we never miss a single episode of Bebop by repeating it over and over and OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Soon I will have my cable company permanently block Cartoon Network from my TV listing thanks to repeats of Bebop and other poorly-translated, censored anime shows.

by AYB May 17, 2003

drought

A period of time when there is little or no rain.

Arizona is now going through yet another year of drought.

by AYB March 11, 2003

read between the lines

What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.

While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.

by AYB October 18, 2003