ayb's definitions

cuss

To curse, swear, or invoke the name of God in vain.

Don't fucking cuss at me, mothafucka.

by AYB February 17, 2003

coca cola

The name of a carbonated, caffeinated beverage known and consumed worldwide. The beverage was named for the fact that it once actually contained cocaine.

A nice, refreshing bottle of Coca Cola really hits the spot when you are thirsty.

by AYB March 9, 2003

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

Virtua Fighter

The first 3d polygon fighting game made by SEGA in 1992. It was followed by Virtua Fighter 2 (1994), Virtua Fighter 3(1997), and Virtua Fighter 4 (2001). Still the most innovative and realistic 3D fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. Since Virtua Fighter's creation, there have been a slew of half-assed ripoffs such as NAMCO's Tekken series, and Team Ninja's Dead or Alive series.

Virtua Fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3D fighter of all time. Virtua Fighter 4 doesn't count, since it's based off of Virtua Fighter 2

by AYB February 17, 2003

ripoff

A scam or act of being cheated out of something. Typically related to money scams.

I paid $150 for Paint Shop Pro but I got it for free with a new modem I bought a year later. What a fucking ripoff!

by AYB April 22, 2003

Street Fighter

Basically, a Capcom fighting game series with the same old plot which goes like this:
1) Ryu meets his childhood friend, Ken.
2) Ryu picks a fight with some badass villain who is plotting to take over the world. Examples; Sagat, M. Bison/Vega, Akuma, and that neon guy from Street Fighter 3.
3) (optional) Chun Li steps in with all her panty-revealing high-kick glory.
4) A bunch of other characters step in to either join Ryu, or the bad guys.
5) Ryu beats the crap out of all the said characters.
6) Ryu beats the crap out of Ken.
7) Ryu beats the crap out of the bad guys.
8) Ryu goes out to pick a fight with some other bad guy, thus starting yet another Street Fighter upgrade/sequel.

So basically, if you've played one game, you've played them all.

God, when will Crapcom start making more original fighting games instead of rehashing the Street Fighter series?

by AYB July 19, 2003