B.E.T.

Black Entertainment Television, although it should be called Boring Enema Television because nothing good is on. Owned by Viacom, which also owns MTV and Nickolodeon.

BET sucks ass because it doesn't play real black music.

by AYB February 13, 2003

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 04, 2003

reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

by AYB May 17, 2003

massacre

A mass killing of typically five or more people.

The mad gunman opened fire in the crowd and massacred thirty people in the process.

by AYB April 06, 2003

multiple orgasm

What women claim to have, although women are known to FAKE most of their orgasms anyway.

by AYB March 15, 2003

flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 14, 2003

wrath

Extreme and violent anger that is accompanied by a person doing something to satisfy that anger.

The warlord's wrath was known when he ordered his army to slaughter every man, woman, and child within the town walls.

by AYB April 07, 2003