ayb's definitions

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003

junk mail

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Ramen

A college student's staple food, given that most of the poor kid's money will go directly towards tuition and rent.

8 packets of Ramen noodles for a dollar. Not a bad deal at all, since that's all most students can afford until their next paychecks.

by AYB July 30, 2003

sewer rat

Giant rats that are twice as large as a cat. Very ferocious beasts which can chew metal like bubble gum.

Sewer rats are also very smart and should be respected.

by AYB April 4, 2003

pikachu

The worst mistake that Nintendo created.
A yellow rat from Pokemon who is loved by the same kids who watch Dragonball Z.

Hey you, Pikachu! I really want to murder you.

by AYB February 24, 2003

Half-Life

A fairly good game that has seen one too many mods, hacks, and cheats. It's already shown its age despite its addictive gameplay.

Half-Life is still popular thanks to the Counter Strike mod.

by AYB April 1, 2003

rapper

Used to be a formal word to describe an urban street-poet. Now it describes anyone who can make up as many cuss words within one minute or talk obscenely about drugs, violence, sex, and money while playing an infinitely-looped drum or synth sample in the background.

Puff Daddy and Eminem are not real rappers.

by AYB February 23, 2003