ayb's definitions

floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by AYB July 30, 2003

trailer

A portable house that can be dragged by an ordinary truck. Mostly owned by poor white Americans. The buildings are cheap to manufacture, easy to set up, and so flimsy that winds greater than 30 miles per hour can easily topple them over. Trailers are easiest to spot in the southern United States and the American plainlands, particularly in the rural areas.

Common terms for trailers: Single-wide, Double wide, Triple wide(?)

I live in a very spacious double wide trailer by the creek. I had to buy that since the tornado took away my last one.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Titanic

The ship that was claimed by engineers to be the Unsinkable until a mere iceberg turned that fucker into one of the most embarassing failures of he 20th century.

The movie was also shit.

by AYB April 21, 2003

chihuahua

A wimpy, rat-like dog from Mexico. The former poster animal for Taco Bell.

Neighbor 1: Check out my new dog from the animal shelter.
Neighbor 2: That is not a dog. That's a fucking RAT!
Neighbor 1: It's called a chihuahua, dumbass.
Neighbor 2: Oh....I knew that.
Neighbor 1: Yeah right.

by AYB April 29, 2003

dub

To record over something. To add sound to video.

Most translators prefer to dub foreign shows instead of using subtitles because it is cheaper.

by AYB March 30, 2003

vice

Something that is considered evil, immoral or illegal.

Prostitution, street drugs, and the greed for money are considered vices.

by AYB March 31, 2003

Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by AYB October 9, 2003