ayb's definitions

meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

by AYB May 4, 2003

sony

Good at making every electronics device and appliance. But not videogame consoles.

SONY needs to just go back to making its TVs, computers, CD-players, and batteries, instead of wasting its time making shitty Playstation consoles.

by AYB February 19, 2003

what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

by AYB October 9, 2003

verb

An action word. A word that describes doing something. Sometimes receeded by the words "to", "and", "but", "or", in order to properly describe the action.

To err is perfectly human, but remember to learn from your mistakes or live with the consequenses.

by AYB March 1, 2003

patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.

Nuff said

by AYB March 25, 2003

fanboy

A zealot or fanatic of a brand name, character, or product. Also known as otaku in Japanese.

Anyone who is a fanboy of Final Fantasy 7 and every Final Fantasy game/movie after that is not a real videogamer to begin with.

by AYB February 19, 2003

protest

A temporary gathering of people designed to speak out against a cause or political event. Rarely works because the politicians who are being protested against usually send the riot police to "calm down" the protesters.

Nowadays, protests are held for the stupidest of reasons, such as censoring a cartoon that is beng shown on some television show, or preventing a grocery store from being built on an old parking lot, or animal rights.

by AYB July 19, 2003