Definitions by ayb

copyright 

The right to copy. Mistaken by corporate fatasses as a way of preventing the sharing of material, especially material bought by someone else.

There goes the RIAA with its bullshit copyright laws. It's trying to say that I don't own all the music CDs I bought because it burned the songs onto them.

copyright by AYB May 14, 2003

corporate fatass 

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

corporate fatass by AYB May 11, 2003

Statue of Liberty 

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

Statue of Liberty by AYB May 11, 2003

street pharmacist

A drug dealer who sells homemade versions of commercial drugs at a much lower price than the store brands.

With the same amount of money I spend for 100 painkiller pills at the store, I can get 500 of the same pills from the street pharmacist.

street pharmacist by AYB May 8, 2003

crouton 

A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.

Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.

crouton by AYB May 8, 2003

Cartoon Network 

A cartoon channel that only shows half of an anime series, repeats it 50 times, and replaces it with fucking reruns of "A Pup Named Scooby Doo".

Fuck Cartoon Network. I'm gonna go bootleg all my favorite anime shows instead.

Cartoon Network by AYB May 8, 2003

Birth Control 

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

Birth Control by AYB May 7, 2003