@ayb's definitions

Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.

A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!

by AYB September 24, 2003

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language

They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.

by AYB February 17, 2003

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

South Park

The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).

Respect mah authoritah!!!

by AYB September 24, 2003

Robotech

One of the best 80's anime you'll ever find. Features 85 excellent, action-packed episodes, each divided into three sagas, and two equally great movies. Was aired on Cartoon Network, but those motherfuckers only showed 60 episodes, repeated those episodes, and ditched it in favor of Johnny Quest.

I now have all 85 episodes thanks to bootlegging ^_~

by AYB March 10, 2003

logic

Something that makes mathematical sense.

Exact reasoning, or knowing what is true and how to know whether it is true.

The by-product of thinking without relying on emotions.

Simple logic: If the kid smokes weed and smoking weed will cause cancer, therefore the kid will get cancer. (even though that's open for debate).

There is no form of logic in a woman's method of thinking.

by AYB October 18, 2003

rage

Extreme and uncontrollable anger. The person who posesses it is most likely to act it out, violently.

I broke the Rottweiler's ribs in a burst of seething rage.

by AYB February 19, 2003