melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.
The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.
by AYB March 20, 2003
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Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.
After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.
by AYB October 20, 2003
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Xenomorph

A creature whose larvae attatch to your face and inject themselves in your digestive tract, where they mature into adults and burrow out of you, killing you in the process.
Nobody would want to have a Xenomorph on their planet, given the way they wiped out the colonists and the Marines in the first Aliens movie.
by AYB October 17, 2003
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Daria

It just wasn't quite as good as Beavis and Butthead, although Mike Judge did a fairly good job with the Daria show. Too bad MTV didn't give him enough time to work on the show before kicking him out :^(
by AYB July 26, 2003
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environmentalist

Although their ideals make some sense, these peole just can't accept that extinction, global climate changes, and pollution happen all the time, (even though we are just hurrying that along). They were quite active during the 1990s, when they used the Millenium Doomsday prophecies in a futile attempt to get people to reduce pollution and save the environment (anyone remember Captain Planet?).
All of the environmentalis's efforts to save the seals were to waste when a small earthquake caused a massive landslide off some tiny island, which sent a massive tsunami that wiped out the seal's breeding grounds.
by AYB May 27, 2003
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A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.
Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!
by AYB July 19, 2003
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tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
by AYB August 2, 2003
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