Definitions by ayb

cult 

Basically any religion that's different from yours.

Christianity, for example, can be seen by Hindus as a cult.

cult by AYB June 23, 2003

tomorrows nobody 

Today's pop star, sports player, televangelist, movie star, fad guru.

Rappers are an example of tomorrow's nobodies.

tomorrows nobody by AYB June 22, 2003

hit man 

An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.

The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.

hit man by AYB June 22, 2003

Assassin 

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

Assassin by AYB June 22, 2003

Harry Potter 

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

Harry Potter by AYB June 21, 2003

television 

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

television by AYB June 20, 2003

Nickelodeon

Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

Nickelodeon by AYB June 20, 2003