by AYB February 08, 2003
Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
by AYB November 06, 2003
It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
by AYB October 21, 2003
The study of percentages, bars, graphs, and charts, all in an attempt to make some sort of logical conclusion out of a bunch of numbers so that even more percentages, bars, graphs, and charts can be made.
by AYB July 30, 2003
by ayb April 19, 2005
Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.
The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.
by AYB July 30, 2003
Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.
by AYB March 31, 2003