giant douche

The republican nominee in a presidential election

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022

Stormtrooper

Someone who has bad aim and cannot hit anything.

Someone missed the urinal because there is pee all over the wall. There must have been a stormtrooper in here.

by awesomeMB9 September 29, 2020

Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*

by awesomeMB9 October 01, 2020

Poo

The emotion that you feel when you need to go #2

Person 1: Are you Ok?
Person 2: I'm Poo. I was just at Taco Bell.

by awesomeMB9 July 13, 2024