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A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.
My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
by avialae January 22, 2014
Get the Jewpoint mug.A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 12, 2014
Get the You Heard me mug.When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
by avialae December 23, 2013
Get the bitchy resting face mug.Basically, it's a less intense version of depression, though it differs from it in a lot of ways.
People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.
Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).
NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.
People who are depressed just feel worthless and think that nothing could cure them or make them happy. However, melancholia isn't like that and it's more narcissistic, making the sufferer want 'better' feelings (or better life) - longing for love, the past (if nostalgic) and just want their gaps to be filled. They'd daydream about being with what they long for and such.
Most people with melancholia would think about having a lover and how sad it makes that they still don't have one. They are not depressed (as said) - they cope well with life activities, but they lack that something that fills them up (doesn't have to be a lover though - could be a job, friend, family and even their computer or musical instrument).
NOTE: At times, though, a sustained and intense melancholia may lead to depression.
I need a lover. I want someone to fill up the gap in my heart. I smile, I laugh, I do my daily activities (not depressed), but I long for to be with someone - I have melancholia on a daily basis. :(
by avialae December 14, 2013
Get the Melancholia mug.A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).
by avialae December 3, 2013
Get the Shaker mug.Someone having the most attractive set of eyes where you can easily climax by looking at their eyes, and their eyes alone (when masturbating or fucking them). The climax which is triggered whilst looking at the eyes is an eyegasm.
Person 1: When I was coming I looked tensely in his eyes and the orgasm got more powerful. What was that?
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
by avialae October 8, 2013
Get the Eyegasm mug.When your poop is halfway out/halfway in and it doesn't move at all no matter how hard you try to push it out. It's in a limbo when MOST of the poop is inside and the tip of it is hanging out - that's when it's so hard to push it out.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
When your poop is in a limbo (and you can't get it out) you have to wipe your anus a lot because it will be so, uh, shitty. And becareful, as solid poop content might fall on your tissue.
My shit was in a bad state of limbo today. I just couldn't get it out no matter how hard I pushed. Now I think I've got a little bit of poop sticking out in my pants (can't clean it off!).
by avialae October 8, 2013
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