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Diesel Queer

A masculine gay guy who would sport big muscles in his body and is quite tough. They have deep voices, prefer the company of other men (they have nothing in common with women) and might be on the bear side, the some of them.

There are more diesel queers than there are effeminate gay men or twinks. It's just that the latter are more outspoken and dramatic, so they'd appear in TV more often. Half of the men you see in the gym are diesel queers.
Whilst these men are NOT gay, diesel queers would usually look & act like them:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
by avialae June 8, 2013
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You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 12, 2014
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Jewpoint

A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.
My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?

She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
by avialae January 22, 2014
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Tasergasm

A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.

A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
by avialae January 26, 2014
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2014

The year 2014 was possibly one of the worst years ever when it came to the vile, inhumane atrocities of the world. The year would be summed up with terrorism, disease outbreaks, accidents and weather disasters.

Some notable events in 2014:

*Rise of ISIS and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
*Ebola
*Ukraine Crisis
*Israel and Palestine intensifies

*Twin Malaysian Airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
*Sydney Hostage Crisis
*Kidnapped Nigerian girls
*South Korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
*Pakistani Taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
*Floods and landslides in Asia and North America, respectively
*Turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead

Some rather known celebs died in this year. Robin Williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in August. Joan Rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an Oscar winner. And golden age actress, Shirley Temple.
Let's hope 2014 would be the only year with such epic scales of disasters and atrocities.
by avialae December 24, 2014
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Gangbang

When you think about it, this basically has the same 'chords' of the homosexual fantasy - a group of attractive naked men fucking, moaning and cumming together.

Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.

Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.

What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.

Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Look at porn sites; Gangbangs with multiple males have MUCH MORE VIEWS and are always on the FEATURED area. You'd rarely see a squirting bukakke video featured or with a lot of views.
by avialae December 24, 2014
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Shaker

A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).
Matthew is such a shaker. He loves to shake his dick on the girl's pussy when she's cumming.
by avialae December 3, 2013
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