A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).
by avialae December 04, 2013
A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.
My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
by avialae January 23, 2014
A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".
After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.
PUSSY COMEBACK:
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 10, 2014
When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.
Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.
Next day:
- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......
- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!
Day 3:
- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?
- *sigh*
by avialae December 23, 2013
A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.
Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).
They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.
They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.
Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*
Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*
Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!
Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.
Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
by avialae March 20, 2013
A psychological and sociological phenomena whereby your friend or family member is preferred over you by some person that you know or they know. They would usually be passive aggressive to you or throw shade on you, whilst blatantly favoring and complimenting your close friend/family member. This is because they appear somewhat or relatively "nicer" or likable compared to you, even though you're not that different. A reverse effect of this also happens where you're preferred over your friend/family member. This is called a Fohn effect (or foehn effect).
"Foehn/fohn" is a weather term: when it is cold and snowy on the windward side of the mountain, whilst it is warm and sunny on the other side, the rain shadow side. In the sociological sense and analogy, you are in the shadow of that friend's favoured qualities. So that person who plays favourite doesn't see your qualities, as your friend or family member's likable characteristics overshadows yours. Hence, you are "Fohn-ed" or you had the "foehn effect".
"Foehn/fohn" is a weather term: when it is cold and snowy on the windward side of the mountain, whilst it is warm and sunny on the other side, the rain shadow side. In the sociological sense and analogy, you are in the shadow of that friend's favoured qualities. So that person who plays favourite doesn't see your qualities, as your friend or family member's likable characteristics overshadows yours. Hence, you are "Fohn-ed" or you had the "foehn effect".
My brother's best friend James really admires and likes my brother. He likes him so much that he dislikes me for no reason, other than he just likes my brother more. And so I pale in comparison with him. His great qualities diminish mine. I'm Foehn'd as fuck!
My sister has such a love-hate relationship with her colleague, Maureen. But usually they would argue and fight. Maureen can't stand my sister so much that I appear so likable and praiseworthy to her. This time, my sister is Fohn'd.
My sister has such a love-hate relationship with her colleague, Maureen. But usually they would argue and fight. Maureen can't stand my sister so much that I appear so likable and praiseworthy to her. This time, my sister is Fohn'd.
by avialae November 27, 2021
Someone having the most attractive set of eyes where you can easily climax by looking at their eyes, and their eyes alone (when masturbating or fucking them). The climax which is triggered whilst looking at the eyes is an eyegasm.
Person 1: When I was coming I looked tensely in his eyes and the orgasm got more powerful. What was that?
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
by avialae October 08, 2013