avialae's definitions
When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.
God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)
by avialae November 15, 2020
Get the Masturbator's blockmug. Someone having the most attractive set of eyes where you can easily climax by looking at their eyes, and their eyes alone (when masturbating or fucking them). The climax which is triggered whilst looking at the eyes is an eyegasm.
Person 1: When I was coming I looked tensely in his eyes and the orgasm got more powerful. What was that?
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
Person 2: You had an eyegasm dude.
by avialae October 8, 2013
Get the Eyegasmmug. An insult to perverted, promiscuous men that always get pussy and get AIDS from it.
They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
They are trashy, dirty and rude idiots. They're the 'male sluts', if you will.
by avialae March 26, 2013
Get the cuntsuckermug. When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).
I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
by avialae July 18, 2021
Get the Execute order 66mug. When you think about it, this basically has the same 'chords' of the homosexual fantasy - a group of attractive naked men fucking, moaning and cumming together.
Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.
Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.
What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.
Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Except, in this case, a woman is involved. Just ONE.
Despite this, gangbang is still rather 'gay'...say, 85% gay of (NOT that there's anything wrong with it being gay). But think about it; multiple men, moaning, jizzing & getting pleasured at once. It's a very homoerotic sight. Straight men should admit the gay nature of it.
What's more 'straight' than a gangbang is a female bukakke - the one that involves girls squirting on a man - isn't that the greatest straight male fantasy? Apparently it isn't - In reality, men don't enjoy this one.
Straight men apparently don't enjoy squirting pussies with chicks everywhere, but would rather prefer one chick surrounded by MANY MEN. Straight dudes say they hate the sight of naked men, but yet they enjoy to be involved with 5 other naked men? Hm...
Look at porn sites; Gangbangs with multiple males have MUCH MORE VIEWS and are always on the FEATURED area. You'd rarely see a squirting bukakke video featured or with a lot of views.
by avialae December 24, 2014
Get the Gangbangmug. She is that masculine, tanned, deep voiced, short haired or curled up (similar to granny hair) woman with body hair, who is just rude, bitter and aggressive to people.
She will be wearing jeans that reach her stomach and a buttoned shirt. Her formal clothes will be suits and ties. They are also usually tall and built, as opposed to the short and fat stereotype of a dykey lesbian.
She is a bully to people smaller or weaker than her. Bulldykes are sometimes school teachers - of gym and even kindergarten - they're like hell to children/students with their scary attitude and overall hard masculinity.
It is thought that they are brought to schools to scare children.
She will be wearing jeans that reach her stomach and a buttoned shirt. Her formal clothes will be suits and ties. They are also usually tall and built, as opposed to the short and fat stereotype of a dykey lesbian.
She is a bully to people smaller or weaker than her. Bulldykes are sometimes school teachers - of gym and even kindergarten - they're like hell to children/students with their scary attitude and overall hard masculinity.
It is thought that they are brought to schools to scare children.
I had two scary bulldykes as teachers in elementary. They never stopped yelling at us and were scary as hell. They made me get diarrhea when they were nearby.
by avialae March 21, 2013
Get the Bulldykemug. A masculine gay guy who would sport big muscles in his body and is quite tough. They have deep voices, prefer the company of other men (they have nothing in common with women) and might be on the bear side, the some of them.
There are more diesel queers than there are effeminate gay men or twinks. It's just that the latter are more outspoken and dramatic, so they'd appear in TV more often. Half of the men you see in the gym are diesel queers.
There are more diesel queers than there are effeminate gay men or twinks. It's just that the latter are more outspoken and dramatic, so they'd appear in TV more often. Half of the men you see in the gym are diesel queers.
Whilst these men are NOT gay, diesel queers would usually look & act like them:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.
by avialae June 8, 2013
Get the Diesel Queermug.