bitchy resting face

When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.

People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.

Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.

- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.

Next day:

- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......

- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!

Day 3:

- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?

- *sigh*
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Faggette

Faggettes are feminine, pretty girls, usually straight, who lez out with other chicks for male's attention. They're seen kissing each other in video clips, clubs and fucking each other in porn, just to make a guy horny - That's their purpose.

Some don't have to go gay - Those that say "we're women, so we're so pretty", with their big hair and lipstick, are also faggettes. They just love to be in the center of male's attention and think that they're God's gift to them.

It is NOT to be confused with 'dyke', which is for a masculine lesbian.

Why faggette and not dyke? Straight females who fuck around with other chicks are feminine, pretty and well gay (like an effeminate gay man) - thus the word 'faggette' will perfectly describe them, rather than dyke.
Most beautiful models are faggettes.

Rihanna, Kesha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry are epic faggettes.

Rihanna paid for female strippers. Katy Perry is always around half naked women. Kesha and Gaga never stop kissing women in their clips.
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Fohn

A psychological and sociological phenomena whereby your friend or family member is preferred over you by some person that you know or they know. They would usually be passive aggressive to you or throw shade on you, whilst blatantly favoring and complimenting your close friend/family member. This is because they appear somewhat or relatively "nicer" or likable compared to you, even though you're not that different. A reverse effect of this also happens where you're preferred over your friend/family member. This is called a Fohn effect (or foehn effect).

"Foehn/fohn" is a weather term: when it is cold and snowy on the windward side of the mountain, whilst it is warm and sunny on the other side, the rain shadow side. In the sociological sense and analogy, you are in the shadow of that friend's favoured qualities. So that person who plays favourite doesn't see your qualities, as your friend or family member's likable characteristics overshadows yours. Hence, you are "Fohn-ed" or you had the "foehn effect".
My brother's best friend James really admires and likes my brother. He likes him so much that he dislikes me for no reason, other than he just likes my brother more. And so I pale in comparison with him. His great qualities diminish mine. I'm Foehn'd as fuck!

My sister has such a love-hate relationship with her colleague, Maureen. But usually they would argue and fight. Maureen can't stand my sister so much that I appear so likable and praiseworthy to her. This time, my sister is Fohn'd.
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Widow's Peak

A widow's peak is the hairline making a V shaped point in the upper part of forehead. In extreme cases, it may go down to the upper center of the forehead - that's where it will look like a stereotypical Widows Peak where we see in Dracula and such. Some widow's peaks are less pronounced and more U-shaped, which show more only when a guy balds.

Most people don't have the stereotypical widow's peak, even though a lot of us do have a subtle one to some extent which mostly shows up in balding (for a man) or if you tie your hair back.
Those with a prominent and very obvious V shaped, widow's peak:

Jude Law, Kourtney Kardashian, Collin Farrel, Leonardo DiCaprio, William Shatner, Danny O’Donoghue (The Script), Jessie J, Wentworth Miller, CM Punk, Timothy Oliphaunt, Daniel Craig, Chris Hemsworth, Marilyn Monroe and Josh Duhamel.

Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Jason Lee, Jean Reno, Patrick Wilson, Sting, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Isaacs, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Dwayne Johnson and the late Heath Ledger are those with a less prominent and more U-shaped peaks (which are more obvious due to balding).
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Shaker

A shaker is a guy who shakes his penis (by wiggling it) around the girl's vagina to enhance her pleasure. Most of the time they do it when she orgasm/squirts. It is a good sexual stimulation and very pleasurable (even for the guy).
Matthew is such a shaker. He loves to shake his dick on the girl's pussy when she's cumming.
by avialae December 3, 2013
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2014

The year 2014 was possibly one of the worst years ever when it came to the vile, inhumane atrocities of the world. The year would be summed up with terrorism, disease outbreaks, accidents and weather disasters.

Some notable events in 2014:

*Rise of ISIS and the thousands of civilian deaths affiliated (also western reporters)
*Ebola
*Ukraine Crisis
*Israel and Palestine intensifies

*Twin Malaysian Airlines disasters, 700+ deaths
*Sydney Hostage Crisis
*Kidnapped Nigerian girls
*South Korea ferry sinking, killing over a hundred of students
*Pakistani Taliban school shooting, over 200 deaths
*Floods and landslides in Asia and North America, respectively
*Turkey mine accidents, hundreds dead

Some rather known celebs died in this year. Robin Williams was the most memorable, respected and beloved who died in August. Joan Rivers, a controversial comedian, with both strong fans and haters. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an Oscar winner. And golden age actress, Shirley Temple.
Let's hope 2014 would be the only year with such epic scales of disasters and atrocities.
by avialae December 24, 2014
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You Heard me

A badass and brutally honest way of saying "I won't repeat myself".

No, it doesn't mean you're a pussy when you say it (to the definition above). A pussy would give excuses and try sugarcoating it, after his victim says "what did you call me".

After you say "you heard me", your victims just shuts up and looks shocked, beaten and despaired.
-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-You heard me.

PUSSY COMEBACK:

-Dad, I'm attracted to men.
-What the fuck you say?
-I mean, I sort of like men. They are just... Uh, it's not a big deal, right? *scared face*
by avialae January 12, 2014
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