Bulldyke

She is that masculine, tanned, deep voiced, short haired or curled up (similar to granny hair) woman with body hair, who is just rude, bitter and aggressive to people.

She will be wearing jeans that reach her stomach and a buttoned shirt. Her formal clothes will be suits and ties. They are also usually tall and built, as opposed to the short and fat stereotype of a dykey lesbian.

She is a bully to people smaller or weaker than her. Bulldykes are sometimes school teachers - of gym and even kindergarten - they're like hell to children/students with their scary attitude and overall hard masculinity.

It is thought that they are brought to schools to scare children.
I had two scary bulldykes as teachers in elementary. They never stopped yelling at us and were scary as hell. They made me get diarrhea when they were nearby.
by avialae March 21, 2013
mugGet the Bulldykemug.

Diesel Dyke

A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
by avialae March 20, 2013
mugGet the Diesel Dykemug.

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