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purgigle

To giggle and purr, especially simultaneously when being tickled and caressed during foreplay, or entirely non-sexual situations , or just making that sound intentionally just to be funny.
Aww! Look at them Purgigle! They’re soo cute when they are purgigling, let’s tickle and rub their belly some more!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2019
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Froot

Front trunk on an EV, or a rear or mid engine vehicle in the UK.
Edward, load the groceries in the Froot, the boot is full
by autistic nerd 1991 December 15, 2021
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blastercoffee

is a shot of espresso that is extremely very extremely loaded with caffeine for people that want to stay up the whole day and whole night who cannot function without it, essentially total coffee fanatics!
"I would like mine a triple espresso nut, but no!, I would I would like it to be a blastercoffee, quadruple espresso with foam on top"
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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Commufascism

A country, state, or organization that uses both Fascist and communist ideologies.
China uses Commufascism since china is communist, yet uses fascist ideologies by allowing mass capitalism at a scale greater than the US.
by autistic nerd 1991 March 27, 2015
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High Beta Alertness

A state of high anxiety with people prone with Autism or very sensitive to sound, which is caused by abnormally high frequency brain waves. During high beta alertness, the person may become perceptive enough to hear their own brain waves, and only the sound of either a low frequency, or a calming voice may take them out of this state of anxiety. It can sometimes not be caused by an anxious episode, but it can make a person feel anxious, since in a quiet environment the high pitch humming akin to Tinnitus can be heard at times.
Doc, I am hearing this weird ringing in my ears , every time I get stressed out when I am in a quiet room.

Your EEG scan showed that you have have High Beta Alertness by since your ears are really perceptive due to your hyper-sensitive hearing and your EEG shows that the frequencies inside your head are loud enough for your Cochlea to pick up, since your Cochlea is very sensitive to high pitch sound and low pitch sound, so therefore you can hear form -20DB to over 25,000 DB as your hearing sensitivity is off the charts!
by autistic nerd 1991 September 24, 2015
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Simp

An insecure and or desperate guy who feels that he will always be single, so he goes to extremes to win her over.
Guy: I’m gonna go get her a $300 dollar Gift card from her favorite store, Lord And Taylor, so hopefully I’ll have a shot with her, and not stay single forever as I’m destined to be.

Guy2: Stop being so desperate, you’re being a Simp.
by autistic nerd 1991 August 21, 2020
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Tidy Widies

Small male white underwear, usually Hanes or speedos that are so small that sometimes, it is even smaller than a woman's bakini and occasionally the penis and balls may come out
Let's pull down his pants
Oh he's wearing tidy widies! Lol!
by autistic nerd 1991 October 3, 2016
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