authoor's definitions

BUM

BUM is an acronym for Butt Ugly Man

Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

toe nub

The bunyon on your big toe.

Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!

by authOOr June 18, 2006

ransom note

A ticket issued by law enforcement.

The Department of Motor Vehicles threatened to suspend Fundo's driver's license if he did not respond to their ransom note.

by authoor June 18, 2006

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

gogo bar

A strip club with male dancers.

Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

dick flick

A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.

Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.

by authOOr June 29, 2006