authoor's definitions
Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.
by authOOr June 19, 2006

The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

by authOOr June 29, 2006

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job
or
someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
or
someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
by authOOr October 16, 2006

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.
Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.
by authOOr June 26, 2006

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*
by authOOr June 27, 2006

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Smells Like Used Tang.
What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.
Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."
by authOOr July 10, 2006
