Definitions by authoor

Hold and Poke-her 

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

Hold and Poke-her by authOOr August 25, 2006

fresh 

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

fresh by authOOr August 24, 2006

ripe 

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

ripe by authOOr August 24, 2006

ready 

One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.

ready by authOOr August 24, 2006

SCUMBAG 

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

SCUMBAG by authOOr August 24, 2006

Finkle 

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

Finkle by authOOr August 24, 2006

i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

i'll kill you by authOOr August 23, 2006