lego box

A lego box is the nickname, and sometimes alternative to a urinal or toilet.

Fundo made a pee in the lego box because the bathroom was occupied.

by authOOr September 06, 2006

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 06, 2006

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 11, 2006

MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.

Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 26, 2006