authOOr's definitions

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

third string

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.

Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

art

Art means penis. Fuck art. Suck art. Lick art. Rub art. Touch art. Tickle art. Just don't kick art.

Fundo was an avid art fanatic, until he found out art meant penis.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006

sneak peak

Looking under skirts, or down shirts to get a peak of a naughty part.

While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.

by authOOr July 5, 2006

day killer

Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.

Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."

by authOOr July 5, 2006

tummyache

a tummyache is a boner

Fundo had a tummyache, so he bent forward to hide his bulge.

by authOOr July 5, 2006