dick flick

A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.

Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

gogo bar

A strip club with male dancers.

Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

stank boy

The boy who masturbates on the regular, and stinks like cheese.

Fundo laughed and poked fun at stank boy, but then realized he was looking at the man in the mirror.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006