108 definitions by authOOr
One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.
by authOOr June 28, 2006
by authOOr August 8, 2006
Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.
by authOOr August 25, 2006
Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.
Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.
by authOOr July 6, 2006
Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.
by authOOr June 26, 2006