108 definition by authOOr

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.
I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.
by authOOr June 16, 2006

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politically corect spelling of anus.
Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.
by authOOr October 16, 2006

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July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 04, 2006

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The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006

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The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.
The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.
by authOOr June 18, 2006

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Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.
Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.
by authOOr September 06, 2006

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UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.
Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.
by authOOr July 10, 2006

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