authOOr's definitions

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

world cup

The glass that everyone drinks out of, due to lack of alcohol containers.

Pass that world cup around, I need to get drunk.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

pimple

Also known as a baby pimp, or a young individual growing up, learning the ways of the pimp.

Gumby, the pimp of all pimps, started out as a pimple, and grew up to become a pimp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

ASS

ASS is an acronym for Anal Sex Slut.

Fundo wanted some ASS for dinner, but changed his mind when his gay buddies stopped by to eat.

by authOOr January 6, 2007

dungeon

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

by authOOr June 19, 2006