authOOr's definitions

free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

apple

Another word for a ripe pussy.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

pimple

It's what's poppin'.

Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

ready

One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

Goddamn, you're huge

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

VAGINA

Very Amazing Goodies In North America

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

dirtface

the feeling of dried up dirt, sweat, and/or sex juice on your face after a long day of hard work.

After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.

by authOOr June 27, 2006