authOOr's definitions

answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

boner

A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.

When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.

by authOOr July 20, 2006

rapper

A rapper is a crack dealer.

Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...

by authOOr July 19, 2006

school

School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!

by authOOr July 11, 2006

virgin

Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!

Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.

by authOOr July 11, 2006

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

by authOOr July 10, 2006