authOOr's definitions

pimple

It's what's poppin'.

Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

apple

Another word for a ripe pussy.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr June 30, 2006

free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

keep your hands to yourself

When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.

Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.

by authOOr July 6, 2006

ready

One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

VAGINA

Very Amazing Goodies In North America

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

woah man

A woman with a surgically installed penis.

A man who acts very effeminate.

Blimpo put his hand down his girlfriends pants and exclaimed, "Woah man!!!" when he felt on a cock that wasn't his own.

Blimpo realized that his girlfriend was originally a woah man turned into a woah man.

by authOOr June 19, 2006