The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.
Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.
by authOOr July 11, 2006
Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
by authOOr June 17, 2006
by authOOr September 02, 2006
Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 05, 2006
"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."
Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
It's what's poppin'.
Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
by authOOr June 18, 2006