July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 04, 2006

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"
by authOOr September 06, 2006

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.
Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006

Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!
by authOOr June 26, 2006

by authOOr July 11, 2006

Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.
by authOOr June 27, 2006
