authOOr's definitions

slut

Someone Lost Underwear Tonight.
Smells Like Used Tang.

What you say to your hoe friend when you know they just got some action.

Fundip: "Damn. I reek of puss juice."
Fundo: "Slut!"
Fundip: "Well...I went commando. Besides, I'm a Kool-Aid man."

by authOOr July 10, 2006

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 10, 2006

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

UCCC

UnderCover Clueless Cokehead. A nickname for the person obviously sniffing lines, but clueless to the fact that people already know about the habit. Usually a cool as hell person until the stereotypes pertaining to cokeheads emerge.

Fundo figured out his wife was UCCC material when he stood by the bathroom door and listened to her sniff lines, and watched her nonchalantly walk out. Fundo didn't care because he knew his wife graduated with honors.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

stank boy

The boy who masturbates on the regular, and stinks like cheese.

Fundo laughed and poked fun at stank boy, but then realized he was looking at the man in the mirror.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 7, 2006