authOOr's definitions

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

by authOOr November 18, 2006

"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.

Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.

by authOOr July 4, 2006

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

toe nub

The bunyon on your big toe.

Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!

by authOOr June 18, 2006

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006