fresh

One who is sixteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks fresh.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

MS-DOS

An operating system which is also the origin of the name of a notorious family. Acronym for MicroSoft Disk Operating System.

Fundo thought MS-DOS sounded cool, but two wasn't his favorite number, so he changed his last name to something else that was similar to that.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

umbilical leash

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

by authoor June 18, 2006

eye of love

The ability to make a female wet with just one look.

Greta's mind was filled with lustful thoughts the moment Hanzo gave her the eye of love.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

help

When one needs help, they need drugs.

Fundo needed help so that he could stop his itching and scratching.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 27, 2006

makes money

Makes money means takes money.

Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006