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Another word for a ripe pussy.
by authOOr June 30, 2006
Get the apple mug.When alone in a room, it is a phrase a woman says to a pervert when she's being groped when she only wants to see you masturbate. When around other people, it's a cry of rape.
Fundo grabbed Flenda's booby. Flenda screamed at Fundo, "Keep your hands to yourself!!!" Fundo proceeded to yank it in front of her.
by authOOr July 6, 2006
Get the keep your hands to yourself mug.VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
Get the VAGINA mug.by authOOr August 24, 2006
Get the ready mug.Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
Get the free gift mug.The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.
by authOOr June 19, 2006
Get the Goddamn, you're huge mug.The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest
Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
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