authOOr's definitions

shoeporn

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Gatalog

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

third string

A third string is the backup to your second string booty call hoe. Definitely unwanted, they're an easy and guaranteed lay.

Fundo's second string hoe was busy pig roasting, so Fundo called up his backup to his backupe. Though he didn't really dig her like that, he knew that she was a third string hoe and that anything goes.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

dipsut

dipsut is stupid. stupid is dipsut.

stupid is dipsut. dipsut is stupid.

by authOOr June 27, 2006