titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.

Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

shrimp

The kid with no game who needs to be schooled on sex.

Fundo thought the shrimp was helpless, until he finally found his mojo.

by authOOr August 08, 2006

eye of love

The ability to make a female wet with just one look.

Greta's mind was filled with lustful thoughts the moment Hanzo gave her the eye of love.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

school

School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!

by authOOr July 11, 2006

week of 7

The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.

Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest

Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

makes money

Makes money means takes money.

Friends: Hey Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I makes money.
Friends: Why don't you get a job like everyone else?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006