authOOr's definitions

JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.

Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.

Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.

by authOOr July 4, 2006

MATT

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

by authOOr February 16, 2007

art

Art means penis. Fuck art. Suck art. Lick art. Rub art. Touch art. Tickle art. Just don't kick art.

Fundo was an avid art fanatic, until he found out art meant penis.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

dungeon

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

The Bad Parent

A game where the person outside of a parents' peripheral vision repeatedly makes faces or does stupid things to make the baby or child cry, eventually ending in making the parent look like a bad parent because their child is crying out of the blue. Points are awarded for getting away with it, while points are deducted for getting caught.

Fundo saw a lady carrying her child, so he decided to play The Bad Parent game.Fundo made scary faces at the child being carried. When the child cried, the mother yelled at her child to stop crying. Fundo laughed. Points for Fundo.

by authOOr June 26, 2006