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day killer

Someone who's had a bad day, and uses their negative emotions against you, or someone in a terrible mood who tries to make everyone feel the same way. All in all, they bring everyone down with their negative energy to bring themselves up. Similar to a party pooper.
Mary D. and Elizabeth got so drunk at the party last night, they woke up in a pile of vomit next to an old man. When they went to school, they dumped on everyone they saw. Everyone did not enjoy shit on their faces, so they called Mary D. and Elizabeth "the day killers."
by authOOr July 5, 2006
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eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.
Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*
by authOOr November 18, 2006
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grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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SCUMBAG

Store Clean Up Mop Bucket Applications Guy/Gal
The title of the store worker that makes sure everything is tidy.
Fundo enjoyed being the underpaid SCUMBAG, cleaning the store, so he showed up to work early every day.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
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JOE

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
by authOOr August 8, 2006
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testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.
Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.
by authOOr June 29, 2006
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"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006
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