authOOr's definitions

clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

stank boy

The boy who masturbates on the regular, and stinks like cheese.

Fundo laughed and poked fun at stank boy, but then realized he was looking at the man in the mirror.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

detective

The person or persons who asks too many questions, wanting to know too much detail, especially when the detail is not necessarily essential to the conversation.

Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
Fundo: I can't. I got a hot date tonight.
Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!

by authOOr June 26, 2006

school

School is another word for gang or set.

Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!

by authOOr July 11, 2006

learning a new language

when you are learning a new language, you are working on a new piece of ass.

Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

by authOOr September 6, 2006