108 definitions by authOOr

ripe

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006

ransom note

A ticket issued by law enforcement.

The Department of Motor Vehicles threatened to suspend Fundo's driver's license if he did not respond to their ransom note.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

rapper

A rapper is a crack dealer.

Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...

by authOOr July 19, 2006

r censor

The method used to censor profanity or any other offensive words by placing an R in the word.

Furck
Shirt
Arss
Dirck
Purssy
Curnt
Birtch
Nirgger
Carnadian
Farggot
All bard words.

All words have been r censored

by authOOr June 30, 2006

ready

One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

pencil pusher

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

by authOOr June 27, 2006