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Definitions by authOOr

answer fucker 

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.
Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.
answer fucker by authOOr August 8, 2006
A boner is what a woman gets when she is excited. Only women get boners. Men get erections.
When Fundo looked at Fundita, she got a boner.
boner by authOOr July 20, 2006
A rapper is a crack dealer.
Fundula: Fundo, what do you do for a living?
Fundo: I'm a rapper!
Fundula: For real?! Spit a freestyle for me.
Fundo: What the hell you talkin' about?! I said I rap! I sell crack!
Fundula: Oh...
rapper by authOOr July 19, 2006
School is another word for gang or set.
Fundip: What school you from?
Fundo: TCE, nigga! Travelling Circles Elementary!! B-yotch!!
school by authOOr July 11, 2006
Vagina Is Ripe. Get It Now!!
Fundo climbed a tree to pick a virgin. He got it.
virgin by authOOr July 11, 2006

let's go swimming 

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."
Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.
let's go swimming by authOOr July 10, 2006

storegasm 

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.
storegasm by authOOr July 10, 2006