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Definitions by aubrun bovine of moist hollows

Someone, that is so unattractive on so many levels there gender doesn't matter.
Did you hit it off with your date the other night? Well, No they were such a Jimifer nobody could date them.

Bar Street Taco 

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.
Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

bar street taco 

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower
Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

vagina greed 

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous
Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

intoxicapable 

The measure that defines the things you are capable of under intoxication
yes I can cook and clean while I drink I'm intoxicapable

batmanned out 

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them
Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

redbox rental 

A one night stand or prostitute that is on her period
Dustin is not afraid of a redbox rental