aubrun bovine of moist hollows's definitions

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand

sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 1, 2014

Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.

Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 9, 2016

redbox rental

A one night stand or prostitute that is on her period

Dustin is not afraid of a redbox rental

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 30, 2014

batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

Jimifer

Someone, that is so unattractive on so many levels there gender doesn't matter.

Did you hit it off with your date the other night? Well, No they were such a Jimifer nobody could date them.

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows March 2, 2018

intoxicapable

The measure that defines the things you are capable of under intoxication

yes I can cook and clean while I drink I'm intoxicapable

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 5, 2015