diezel

cool, awsome, fun,

Look at the new car that's so diezel

by Ashley July 08, 2003

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

molded

to be high or under the influence of marijuana.

Man, wee smoked a blunt:We got so molded!

by ashley June 12, 2003

Billie Joe Armstrong

Sexxiest man alive Lead singer and guitarist of the world's favorite punk band GREEN DAY(they give the best show) The American idiot pritty and demented at the same time

billie Joe= banging hotness

by Ashley March 07, 2005

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005