ashley's definitions

Dither

In a panic, frustered, or confused. my friend is ina dither!

L: "Omg, omg, omg"
A:" Stop being ina dither!"
L" A what?!"

by Ashley December 24, 2003

De Ja Vu

something that seems to have been repeated.

to experience hell for the second time around

by Ashley July 7, 2003

baby spout

Another term for a woman's vagina, esp. when she is almost or currently pregnant.

"Yeah, she popped another one out the baby spout." Or "I got me up in that baby spout."

by Ashley November 29, 2004

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

by ashley August 30, 2003

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

Mermode

Just another word for Jackass.

Omg, he is such a frickin mermode.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

O.C.

1) A shitty, over dramatic television show consisting of one ugly girl named Misha Barton. They are ruiners of indie rock.

2) An adjective used to describe something pointless and overrated.

1) The O.C. should be cancelled forever.

2) This school has gone so O.C.

by ashley April 24, 2004