ashley's definitions

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 23, 2004

buttload

"a 1000 dollars, I based it off the fact that one time I stuck 5 dollars up my butt.... and well... not to brag or nothing... but I know I can fit way more up there... way more.... EASY."

"I have this dream I dont tell very many people about, and thats to own a sea-doo and I'm gonna get one too, because I plan to make a buttload of money off this."

by Ashley January 20, 2005

ville valo

A Ville Valo is a sexy Finnish man with the voice of an angel, the charm of a god, and the body of a model. His charisma on stage can make all the girls faint, and his gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt.

Ville Valo is the sexy lead vocal man for the wonderful Finnish band HIM.

by Ashley January 1, 2005

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

jigg

to have fun, to be wild, to dance

Are we gone jigg tonight at the Cash Money COncert? Whats jiggin in Louisiana?

by Ashley May 25, 2003

ugly

If you have to look it up you probably are ugly.

If you aren't sure what ugly is and you are reading this right now you most likely are ugly. Why else would you have typed ugly in the search engine?

by Ashley May 13, 2005

Gatoraded

Action:

Queefed or Queefing on or in someone or something.

You gatoraded on my dick.

by ashley May 21, 2004