ashley's definitions

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005

diezel

cool, awsome, fun,

Look at the new car that's so diezel

by Ashley July 8, 2003

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

shwack

to describe objects or things.

"I left my shwack at home."

by ashley May 8, 2003

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005