Macinshit

A word that is used by underachieving morons who prove their lack of intelligence and common sense by purchasing another Microsoft-based machine.

Macinshit doesn't belong in the dictionary. Please refer to microshit.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

posse comitotus

The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.

The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005

metrosexual

Please refer to www.metrosexual.com.

There is a website as mentioned above that addresses this concept.

by Aribeth April 25, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 07, 2005

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 09, 2005

hate crime

Another word for Thought Crime (read George Orwell's 1984).

One of many control methods used by the Democratic National Party to take away your freedoms, violate your right to free speech, and to impose a totalitarian tyranny.

The day may soon come when Hate Crime will be punsihable by death.

by Aribeth April 09, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 09, 2005