aribeth's definitions

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Neverwinter

The main setting for the game Neverwinter Nights.

The first preseason game of the year is the Neverwinter Knights vs. the Luskan Raiders.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

posse comitotus

The U.S. Federal Government, all State Governments, and all Local Governments are forbidden from using militay assets for Law Enforcement.

The Waco Texas Massacre was a violation of posse comitotus.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction.

This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol.

Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

metrosexual

Please refer to www.metrosexual.com.

There is a website as mentioned above that addresses this concept.

by Aribeth April 25, 2005

hate crime

Another word for Thought Crime (read George Orwell's 1984).

One of many control methods used by the Democratic National Party to take away your freedoms, violate your right to free speech, and to impose a totalitarian tyranny.

The day may soon come when Hate Crime will be punsihable by death.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

by Aribeth April 14, 2005