aribeth's definitions

Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton's Siamese Twin. They were joined at the dick. The dick's name is Janet Reno.

Even after separation, Hillary always gets the shake at the end after Rosie O'Donnell gets through pissing.

by Aribeth April 12, 2005

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Neverwinter

The main setting for the game Neverwinter Nights.

The first preseason game of the year is the Neverwinter Knights vs. the Luskan Raiders.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005