aribeth's definitions

tyrantfog

An odiferous gas released by a trouser sneeze.

After the bowl of Chili, Fred's tyrantfog cleared the table.

by Aribeth March 28, 2005

Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Rosie O'Donnell

Hillary Clinton's Siamese Twin. They were joined at the dick. The dick's name is Janet Reno.

Even after separation, Hillary always gets the shake at the end after Rosie O'Donnell gets through pissing.

by Aribeth April 12, 2005

Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.

Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005