arf79's definitions

Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

by arf79 July 20, 2023

Alphaschmuck

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.

Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.

by arf79 December 18, 2020

goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.

Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.

by arf79 June 17, 2022

Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.

"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)

by arf79 July 5, 2022

boomer

1) A person who is so proud of their ignorance that they don't want to upset it by learning anything new.

2) Incidentally, a person who was born between the years 1945 until around 1962.

Until younger politicians get elected and stop them, the Baby Boomer generation is determined to dismantle everything great that the Greatest Generation built.

by arf79 June 2, 2021

square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024

hick

(n.) Any person who is ambivalent to remaining ignorant.

I consider anyone who routinely makes bad decisions, like getting into fights, to be a hick.

by arf79 September 14, 2024