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Definitions by arf79

Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.
"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)
Toxic femininity by arf79 July 5, 2022

goon arm 

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
goon arm by arf79 June 17, 2022
1) A person who is so proud of their ignorance that they don't want to upset it by learning anything new.

2) Incidentally, a person who was born between the years 1945 until around 1962.
Until younger politicians get elected and stop them, the Baby Boomer generation is determined to dismantle everything great that the Greatest Generation built.
boomer by arf79 June 2, 2021

Alphaschmuck 

(n.) A person who emulates an unearned entitled demeanor, like an Alpha-type person, but by ignoring the lazy, dull reality of their personally they confidently follow the herd at their own peril.
Poor alphaschmucks camping out for Black Friday sales, unaware that you can find pretty good deals online too.
Alphaschmuck by arf79 December 18, 2020

Trumpy Bear

An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.
"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."
Trumpy Bear by arf79 June 24, 2020

Skeptible 

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.
The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.
Skeptible by arf79 June 2, 2018

Get ready Dallas 

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.
So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."
Get ready Dallas by arf79 July 10, 2011