Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 02, 2023
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.
My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.
by arf79 August 27, 2024
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Toxic femininity

Willful ignorance, a heavy sense of entitlement with a refusal to take responsibility for one's own actions, encouraged by others with the same condition and reality shows. See: narcissism.
"We always got toxic femininity from the customers coming out of the yoga studio a few doors down." (true story)
by arf79 July 05, 2022
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Get ready Dallas

It describes that feeling you get on the toilet right before the first, main dump comes out.
So after those hot wings I made it just in time to, "Get ready Dallas."
by arf79 July 10, 2011
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Trumpy Bear

An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.
"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."
by arf79 June 24, 2020
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Skeptible

When a skeptic's theories show signs of gullibility.
The details that Eddie gives behind his flat Earth theories makes him seem skeptible as a monkey.
by arf79 May 05, 2018
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