Definitions by anonymous4chanfunkin
Hans
A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.
Hans by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
Sexoward Testicles
Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe
Sexoward Testicles by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
Spergweb
Spergweb was a now defunct lolcow trolling website, Chris Chan was involved for whatever reason. This derives from "sperg" - a derogatory term that describes a person with asperger syndrome.
Spergweb by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
Propeller tah-poozie
An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.
Propeller tah-poozie by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
Garn47
1. Garn47 is a surreal 3D platformer game developed by Floombo in which a player controls a funny green dude named Garn47 meeting new friends and traveling through worlds. This game used to be apart of a Friday Night Funkin' mod called "Hit Single", but was separated due to disagreement between the two parties. Thus, the two are being updated more often and independently.
2. Garn47 is the titular protagonist and the primary playable character or a game of the same name. He's a green Garnite who travels the quirky world.
2. Garn47 is the titular protagonist and the primary playable character or a game of the same name. He's a green Garnite who travels the quirky world.
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Person 1: Dude, Garn47 is so interesting that even celebrities like Vinny Vinesauce and SrPelo voiced a few characters!
Person 2: HELL YEAH!!!
2.
Hey what's your favorite Garn47 character? Mine is Garn47
Person 1: Dude, Garn47 is so interesting that even celebrities like Vinny Vinesauce and SrPelo voiced a few characters!
Person 2: HELL YEAH!!!
2.
Hey what's your favorite Garn47 character? Mine is Garn47
Garn47 by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary is a website which allows people to write their own definition of words to get them approved by the moderation team. Nearly two decades ago, this website was genuinely good and provided actually informative informative, but unfortunately nowadays, it became somewhat infested with trolls who write down biased bullshit, which caused normal people to wish for improved moderation.
Person 1. Urban Dictionary is pretty cool, it allows you to make definitions for words and even make up your own words for people to use!
Person 2: Yeah, but it's sometimes being misused for bigotry and biased statements.
UD Mod: THank you for your feedback, we will improve our platform.
Person 2: Yeah, but it's sometimes being misused for bigotry and biased statements.
UD Mod: THank you for your feedback, we will improve our platform.
Urban Dictionary by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025