Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

tricky bitch

the treatment given to an african american prostitute when she doesnt follow your every command

"bizzatch nigga shorty i told ye' to suck that D right and you dun' lissen, naa im'a drop mah steel pipes on yah', tricky bitch."

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

rocket cock

the act of getting a boner in T minus 16 seconds

Jimmy got sent to the Dean of Students' Office because he had rocket cock during his English test.

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

edible enrichment

the emergency surgery necessary when removing a non-chewable foot item that is lodged in the throat.

Mrs. Moyles had to go through intense edible enrichment after getting the apple core stuck in her throat.

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003

camel rectum

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex

aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride.

by anonymous ass March 26, 2003