10 definitions by anonymous ass
Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
by anonymous ass March 27, 2003
"bizzatch nigga shorty i told ye' to suck that D right and you dun' lissen, naa im'a drop mah steel pipes on yah', tricky bitch."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
Hey Melvin, will you go up to the board and do #16 instead of me, i think I'm gettng an eiffeltower.
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
the emergency surgery necessary when removing a non-chewable foot item that is lodged in the throat.
Mrs. Moyles had to go through intense edible enrichment after getting the apple core stuck in her throat.
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003