tricky bitch

the treatment given to an african american prostitute when she doesnt follow your every command
"bizzatch nigga shorty i told ye' to suck that D right and you dun' lissen, naa im'a drop mah steel pipes on yah', tricky bitch."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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carrot cock

The act when one's penis swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
Mrs. Smith: "Dr. Johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can't take a piss."

Dr. Johnson: "Mrs. Smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot cock."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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edible enrichment

the emergency surgery necessary when removing a non-chewable foot item that is lodged in the throat.
Mrs. Moyles had to go through intense edible enrichment after getting the apple core stuck in her throat.
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.
Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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camel rectum

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex
aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride.
by anonymous ass March 26, 2003
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bearnecessities

a name used for a bear's balls when they are exceptionally large
Smokey the bear was popular with the females, mainly becase of his bearnecessities.
by anonymous ass March 27, 2003
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