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Damn, John said that cum is disgusting! He must be a Nazi!
Nazi by anonym0u$e June 17, 2023

ea nasir 

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper
Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*
ea nasir by anonym0u$e June 3, 2023
You probably only searched this so it would say “Get the goddamn mug”.
Goddamn by anonym0u$e January 20, 2023
If you have 2 p’s you’re Cardi B
If you have 1 p you’re probably still Cardi B
Guy 1: I saw Cardi B in the bar last night and she started raping!
Guy 2: You mean rapping?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Still a better experience than listening to her music.
Cardi B by anonym0u$e December 11, 2022
a word that the bri'ish people of UD get offended at because it's too accurate
Chadmerican: oi m8 i'm bri'ish
virgibrit: *incoherent ranting*
bri'ish by anonym0u$e December 6, 2022
A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.
Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!
2.9 by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022
A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.
penes by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022