anonym0u$e's definitions

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022

islamic content

Anything that is extremely grotesque or horrifying. Mostly used on Kiwi Farms. Has nothing to do with Islam.

Guy 1: *posts image of Nikocado Avocado's nudes*
Guy 2: That is some Islamic Content right there.

by anonym0u$e January 19, 2024

ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

by anonym0u$e June 3, 2023

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

acoustic

1. an instrument that isn't electric
2. autistic, although generally not used as an insult nor to describe an actual autistic person. usually used for when someone's being a dumbass

1. i have an acoustic guitar.
2. it took me 2 hours to buy this guitar because the cashier was slightly acoustic.

by anonym0u$e February 2, 2025

Nazi

a person who you don’t like

Damn, John said that cum is disgusting! He must be a Nazi!

by anonym0u$e June 17, 2023

Ray William Johnson

A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.

Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.

by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023