The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 28, 2022

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

by anonym0u$e December 05, 2022

ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

by anonym0u$e June 03, 2023

Subscribe to PewDiePie

"Subscribe to PewDiePie" is a phrase or clause (depending on how it is used) where one person is asking another to subscribe to the YouTube channel known as "PewDiePie".

As a clause:
Kevin: Subscribe to PewDiePie
Bob: I'm already subscribed
Kevin: Good.

As a phrase:
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by anonym0u$e August 16, 2023

Cardi B

If you have 2 p’s you’re Cardi B
If you have 1 p you’re probably still Cardi B

Guy 1: I saw Cardi B in the bar last night and she started raping!
Guy 2: You mean rapping?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Still a better experience than listening to her music.

by anonym0u$e December 11, 2022

Richard Dawkins

The atheist god.

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.

by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 04, 2022