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Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.
She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

Hardee's Breakfast Hour 

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

Send your ass to Hardee's 

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.
"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode 

A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"

Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"

pull harder screams marthur 

A semi-popular part animutation, part epic saga of Rosie and Jim, using the music "Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr" by Trivium. It includes many mistranslated lyrics and nonsensical scenarios.
"PULL! HARDER! SCREAMS MARTHUR! STOP! UKRAINE! THIS ALLLLLLAEEEEAH!"

Fuck me harder spongebob 

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face