andy's definitions

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

Bultitude

An annoying little rodent. in year 8 at MHS

Shut up you fucking rat *hits*

by Andy May 13, 2004

beat off

when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off

ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now

by andy January 18, 2004

shmibly

When someone asks you a question you say shmibly before they can finish. It's another way of being ignorant

You: Are you going to the movies tomorrow?

Me: Shmibly!

by Andy July 15, 2004

yed

cool. Yed can also be used as a generic replacement word.

That movie we saw was yed.

Let's eat at Steak-n-Yed.

by Andy October 26, 2004

Cod

Cash-on-delivery,

Reference is from the Spinal Tap album 'Break like the wind'

Make it cash on delivery if you're gonna do business with me, let's keep it strictly c - o - d

by Andy December 15, 2003