clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
by Andrew July 02, 2004
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strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.
Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.
by Andrew January 26, 2004
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dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality
kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame
by andrew May 25, 2004
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soak

Driving a bus very closely to the previous bus on the route. This causes the driver of the bus behind you on the route to pick up all the passengers you should have.

Having a double load of passengers in your bus makes it hot and everyone including you prespires. You get soaked.
"Dave's gonna be pissed at me. I soaked him all the way up to the loop."
by Andrew July 02, 2004
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bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.
boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay
by andrew August 10, 2004
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functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
by Andrew July 02, 2004
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Pussyweight

An individual who cannot stomach or handle Bombay. Usually proceeds to act belligerently and embarrass them self.
Bombay? Hell ya, I'm classy. (Night ends about 30 minutes later). Just another pussyweight
by AndREW May 15, 2013
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