Followspam is email or other notification generated by the action of following someone on a social network. Followspam happens when the account originating the follow action is used for spam, often a bambibot, SEObot or other bot utilizing an autofollow mechanism.
I'm so sick of all this followspam! The SEObots and bambibots are killing my inbox!
1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)
1. Twitter accounts that serve no benefit other than linkspamming or self-promotion: "That girl's pretty twam-y."
2. Twitter follow requests from persons blithely following Robert Scoble's mass-adding formula for gaining "followers" on Twitter: "Scoble's mass-add formula encourages follow twam."
Chick deco is an eclectic design style incorporating chatchkis, knickknacks, materials and colors that no straight man would ever consider allowing in his home were he allowed the choice.
Overheard at party:
Dude1: Bro, did you get the nickel tour?
Dude2: Yeah bro! Did you check out those bathrooms? Or the "sun room?"
Dude1: Totally bro! 100% chick deco. You think she got his balls in the prenup?
in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.
That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.
A bambibot is a subset of spambots found on social networks, fronted with sexy pictures, pushing porn links and spewing lasivicious statements.
"I hate my boy/girl
friend, you need to come f*ck me now! www.obviouspornlink.com/gejio3h3043j0"
Those stupid bambibots have totally taken over Twitter and filled my inbox with followspam.
An SEObot is a subset of spambots most often found as accounts on social networks, or as webcrawlers used to game page ranking mechanisms in search. The typical social network SEObot is either trying to game, or trying to sell SEO services, often mixed with other spam.
Enough with the SEObots already -- Twitter really needs to kill the autofollow mechanism.