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Douchebag Constant
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1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of
douchebags
in a
conversation
to the amount of time it takes for
one or more
of them to be called out as such.
Time to call-out =
Douchebag
Constant
* (time /
douchebags
); tc = DBC(t / d)
by
Andrew Badera
December 12, 2010
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