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Douchebag Constant
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1. A special,
real number
that normalizes
the ratio
of
douchebags
in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
Time to
call-out
= Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags);
tc
=
DBC
(t / d)
by
Andrew Badera
December 11, 2010
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