an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Bread

A delicious food, especially fresh out of the oven and smothered in butter. It smells amazing and tastes like heaven. Wheat bread is healthy and delicious, and white bread is...less healthy but still delicious.

"Mom, the bread is almost ready!"

"YAYAYAYAYAY!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Good

Something pure, awesome, indescribably amazing. Like a cheeseburger or a funny joke.

"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.

"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020