A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.
"Don't stay in school."
by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020
When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
A delicious food, especially fresh out of the oven and smothered in butter. It smells amazing and tastes like heaven. Wheat bread is healthy and delicious, and white bread is...less healthy but still delicious.
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
"Oof ooF oOF oOF"
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.
by an_absolute_idiot February 04, 2021
"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.
by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020