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The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.
" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"
A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.
"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"
Karen by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021
A cheesy, crunchy, delicious food. A piece of fried...stuff covered in cheese powder. It's a great movie snack. MMMmm... yummy.
"Hey Sharon! Want some cheetos?"
"YEES GIMME!"
Cheeto by an_absolute_idiot September 1, 2020

Peppa Pig 

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.
"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"
Peppa Pig by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020

kettle corn 

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!
"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."
kettle corn by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020
A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.
"Don't stay in school."
School by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020
A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.
"Don't stay in school."
School by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020