an idiot defines...'s definitions

Love

What the hell is it ???

Love kinda sucks

by an idiot defines... March 8, 2019

Markiplier

A really funny 30-year-old gamer who acts like an obnoxious 17-year-old... and somehow has a 20 million dollar net worth. (good for him)

Markiplier's last upload was funny, go check it out.

by an idiot defines... March 9, 2019

Yeet

Sceet, beat yo meat, rinse and repeat.....................................................................

What the hell did ya think I was gonna say? YEET!

by an idiot defines... March 10, 2019

Dumb

If you don't know what this means then you are.

I'm sorry this definition is so dumb.

by an idiot defines... March 14, 2019

Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019

Parents

The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.

On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything."
Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019

O

The 13th letter in the alphabet OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Literally, it's one stupid letter why are you looking this up? Did you think there was gonna be some sexual reference with a bunch of curse words for something so simple? It's just O

by an idiot defines... April 30, 2019